As a young man, I made the biggest mistake in the ritual of courting the fairer sex. Chasing them. I did it for quite a few years.
Then two things happened. I got a job in the summer one year to pay for the following semester’s college and I met an old guy that gave me some advice that lasted a lifetime concerning this “courting” behaviour. And two…before I got this advice…I had gone to the wrong bar looking for female companionship.
A friend and I were sitting in a beer-bar on campus one spring night when the most gorgeous creature(female) that I had ever seen, walked in and sat down with her female companion at a table far at the back of the bar. I was struck. I had to get to know this girl. So we ordered another pitcher of courage and I decided to approach her…with one of those “my friend and I wondered if you ladies would like to join us for a beer” lines. The bar was packed…loud and boisterous as college students get after class and a few brews.
So I carried this pitcher and four mugs to the back of the bar where they were sitting and delivered the line just as I rehearsed it. “No thanks” came her reply. Uh…what do I do now, thought I? There was no alternative. After trying a couple more times to cajole them into joining us, I began the longest walk of my life. It couldn’t have been more than 20 yards…but the jeers from those that had seen me shot down and my embarrassment made it a mile at least.
When I got back to the table, I made a solemn promise that I would never put myself through that kind of ordeal again. Never. And you know what? I have kept that promise. No. I didn’t turn gay. I got smart.
After that spring is when I got the job…and the advice. This old guy that I worked next to in the factory told me after my telling of this story…”Son, you approached the whole situation wrong”, he imparted. “Try this method”, he said. “The next time you are in a bar or a party and a woman like that attracts your attention…do this. Ignore her. I mean ACTIVELY look right through her. If she tries to make eye contact, turn your head. Pretend she is just an empty chair. Talk and drink with other girls…but ignore her. I guarantee you will walk out of the place with her hanging on your arm”. I tried it. It works. Almost every time. Especially with the more attractive women. For two reasons. It offends. It intrigues. The more vain and attractive the woman, the better it works. For years guys have asked me how I do it. How do I always seem to score with the best looking women. I was never unattractive but that wasn’t it. I had the secret and I didn’t share it. It is the old “treat queens like whores and whores like queens” thing. Of course the only problem with my “secret”(shhh…don’t tell anyone), is that the ones you trap with this method are the attractive ones, yes. But they are also, for the most part… vain, shallow and stupid. Oh well. A guy in a beer-bar isn’t necessarily looking for a life companion. It is also the “conquest” thing that both genders play…but you know that.
Now before you start wondering where this is going and what it has to do with IIAJ day(whatever the hell that is), I will have to add some more background.
Offense is a big thing with people. They can get ‘offended’ at the drop of the hat, even if they have to drop it themselves. I always felt that no one can offend or hurt me very deeply unless I am close to them. I’m talking very close. Because you would have to gain my complete trust to betray it and thereby hurt. That makes sense, right? Well, it does to me…but many have their “feelers” turned on all the time. Always seeking imagined offense. As the attractive woman teasing onlooking males. She seems self-confident, but is she? Vanity is a shallow monster. Weak. It needs constant reassurance. When it doesn’t get it, it becomes offended and collapses. Of course we men are just as vulnerable in this whole mating ritual, but that’s as may be.
I suggested to a friend the other day that there should be an “International Slap-A-Jew Day”. And I purposed to start the movement for the observance of this new holiday, here on my site. “Huh-uh”, he said.
“You can’t do that”.
“That could be construed as inciting violence”.
I swear this guy should have been a lawyer. Ok.
“So how about “International Spit-On-A-Jew Day?”
“Nope”, says he. “That could be prosecuted as a health-issue thing”.
“But jews do it to Christians and Muslims all the time in Palestine”, I said.
“Most of the world has rule-of-law, outside of israhell”, he reminded me.
“And these laws come down hard when a jew’s precious ego is involved”.
So how can we increase that “offense” level of which I speak, that can illicit so much corrective reaction from the vain, I wondered. For, if anything, active members of this yiddish cult are that. But is there anything legal in the Occident that can produce this gut-wrenching offense I seek, for those that have offended us all too much?
Then I thought of that bar-scene and the advice that the old guy had generously presented me. “Actively ignore them”. For nothing will knock the vain and self-assured off their pedestal more effectively than to ignore. International Ignore A Jew Day.
Of course the BDS movement seeks to do this on a monetary scale. I have donated money and time to this movement. I approve. And it gets israelis where they live. Right in the shekel. But I want more.
Over on the left side-bar, I have a picture of a star-of-david with the words “Boycott jews” across it. I am serious about that. Not enough people, I think, understand the power of it. The Amish do. When they “shun” a member of their religion as punishment, it quickly brings the offender back in line. Of course, many cultures have such rituals and they work. I think we should take a cue from these rituals.
On this IIAJ day every year, all Gentiles will see empty chairs and hear nothing that any jew has to say. We will de-legitimize their culture as a whole for 24 hours(which of course also means turn off their media). Just for practice. Maybe this will become an IIAJ MONTH! Like…I dunno…”National Fresh Food and Vegetable Month”(which, as you know, is June). Then it could become a whole section of the year like Beaver Trapping Season.
Now…I don’t want to walk out of any bar with a psychopathic jew on my arm. But I do want the conquest thing. We all do. We all want to reveal this cult for what it is.
So Happy IIAJ Day. YAY!