In Jeopardy…

“I’ll take “unusually short, culturally dangerous jewish comedians pushing a zionist/marxist agenda and capturing the imagination of the intelligent youth in America” for $100, please Art”.

“The answer is Johnathan Stewart Leibowitz”


do-do-do…do-do dum…

Buzz…””Who is Woody Allen?”

“No, that would be Allen Stewart Konigsberg”…now I will open it up to the rest of the panel”

do-do-do…do-dum…

Buzz…”Who is Jack Benny?”

” No, that would be Benjamin Kubelsky”

Buzz…” Who is Mel Brooks?”

No, I’m sorry…that would be Melvin Kominsky”

Buzz..”Who is Mort Sahl?”
“nope, Morton Lyon Sahl”
Buzz..”Who is Gene Wilder?”
“nope, Jerome Silberman”
Buzz..”Who is Milton Berle?”
“nope, Milton Berlinger”
Buzz…”Who is Lenny Bruce?”
“nope, Leonard Alfred Schneider”…”I’m afraid we could go on like this for hours…

“time is up…I’m going to reveal the question…who is Jon Stewart”





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6 thoughts on “In Jeopardy…

  1. Hey Timster,…You're a witty guy Timster; LMAO. Did you see that schvincterview with John Schtewart and obongo? What a bunch of crap.Oh, I downloaded some great the links at the bottom of Noor's last Post; Fritz Springmeier gets out of 'nick'; great stuff, well worth a look.Hasta la Vistaveritista (Truther? Grin)"Viva La Veritistas"! nyuk nyuk nyuk."Venceremos Veritistas"! Haaarrrgh, nyuk nyuk, I've got a million of 'em!

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